“Avoid Coronavirus” – © Susan B. B. Schabacker (Feat. Lil Fur Baby Hammy)


If we want to avoid coronavirus (avoid coronavirus)
It’s time for us to get serious (get serious)
Wash your hands constantly (keep those paws nice n clean)
Enough time from A to G (A-B-C-D-E-F-G)

Cover your mouth when you sneeze (achoo! here’s a tissue)
It could be transferred in the very breeze (please put your paw to your mouth)
Don’t touch your face or don’t go any place (put those paws down and #stayathome)
Please stay home don’t go out and roam (you’ve got to stay in your cages for now ham hams)

I know you feel alone (you’re not alone though)
But it’s best to just stay home (let’s stay at home together and eat treats lots of treats)
You can pick up the phone (feel free to call me)
When you’re feeling alone (you can call me anytime)

Video chats (hammys can do them too)
Is where it is at (yep that’s where we’re at)
No need to pout (please don’t pout)
You can order take out (uh do they have any carrots)

Order your groceries online (don’t forget hammy food)
Heed that stupid stupid quarantine (stupid stupid)
You can go to the park (let’s go to the park)
But stay at least 6 feet apart (anyone have a measuring stick)

We must all do our part (let’s do our part)
It’s not too late to start (it’s not too late to start)
Makes sense to wear a mask (hammys can wear them too)
It’s a simple task (don’t forget to wear your mask)

Alcohol your countertops (spray and wipe them down)
Don’t forget to use a mop (careful the floor’s wet)
Remember stay at least 6 feet away (we need one more foot here please stand back)
And you could save the day (yes you too can be a hammy or human hero)

We will get through this tough time (these are tough times)
Now here’s another rhyme (rhyming is sublime)

We will get through this together (we are in this together)
No matter how hard it is to weather (we’re still waiting on better weather here)
We will not be afraid (we are not afraid)
No we will stay brave (we will stay brave)

We will get through it all (we will get through it all)
Now that’s a good call (that’s a really good call)

Our lives will improve (it’ll get better)
In the end we will not lose (no we’re all winners)
It’s all in what we choose (all in what we choose)

#coronavirussongs #quarantinesongs #coronavirusparody